It started off like any other day. Dave woke up and hopped in the shower. He dried off, got dressed and poured a nice cup of coffee. Then he went to wake his wife with a kiss. Dave faced what millions of men face everyday…Crows Feet. Multiple deep valleys in a otherwise pretty face. He looked a little closer and realized that wasn’t where the lines stopped. No, these lines were taking over. Pack up and head west, smooth skin of youth, wrinkles have moved in.
It was happening all over the country, men discovering their wives were aging and not just aging but showing their age. The problem was how to tell her without a lot of tears, words, and kicks. The method they tried was gifts.
Women everywhere like to recieve gifts and always keep them. Men quickly decided gifts were the way to go. Anti-wrinkle creams start to appear everywhere, but what to get? Tubes, soaps, oils, injections, and capsules are all available. Instant results or long term committment, cheap or expensive, English or foreign, this may be difficult.
Each man was given a different kind, so the could discover the best wrinkle cream. Full of enthusiasm, some men ran straight home, to give their wives the gifts that were really to benefit themselves. With big smiles they handed their wives the cream, and waited for approval. They were rewarded with stilettos flying past their ears, as the wives cried that their husbands didn’t think they were attractive anymore. Those husbands quickly warned the others that their plan was not the way to go. And with all that crying, there were sure to be at least two more canyons across her forehead in the morning.
Some men tried to let the wives find the wrinkle cream in their bathroom, hoping they would try it. Most wives just ignore the cream and let it sit there, however, some are convinced that a mistress must have left it behind. This plan was not working.
One husband came up with another plan. After his wife went to sleep he quickly put the cream over her wrinkles. He stood back and was very proud. Then she rolled over and got it all over the pillow. After several nights of trying, he gave up because it was all getting wiped off her face and he had to do the laundry.
Some men quickly got scared and and decided the wrinkles were not that bad. One particular man decided he was not going to be able to go watching his wife get older and older. Trying to figure this out he noticed his wife’s diamond necklace and realizing how she loved her favorite things, it came to him. He knew what he had to do.
He ran to the store as fast as his feet would take him. He found the prettiest jar he could find and then after putting his cream in it he put a big red pretty bow on it and brought it home.
Seeing the jar his wife gave him hugs and kisses. He told her he didn’t know what was in the jar but the jar was as pretty as her. She realized what was in it and put it right on the bathroom counter.
She was very happy to take out her fancy jar every morning and put on some cream, and her husband was very happy within weeks when he could see the wrinkles begin to disappear. The husbands eventually learned that what really matters is the jar the cream comes in. A fancy jar will be welcomed by the wives as the best creams are in the best jars. Glass jars became very expensive but husbands will pay to have lovely wives.
Jen Hopkins has worked in the anti wrinkle skin care product industry for years. She maintains websites about wrinkle cream reviews and anti aging skin care. If you want to contact her, you can use the contact form at one of her sites.